Your pregnant friend is most likely aching, peeing every 15 minutes, just wants to sleep on her back, and dreading labor. Give her a gift to make her laugh. 

Set of 5 black in pens

- YOUR KID IS GONNA BE SO COOL

- CONGRATS ON YOUR RECENT SOBRIETY

- I HEAR THE FIRST 18 YEARS ARE THE HARDEST

- YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH A MILF

- AIN'T NO HOOD LIKE MOTHERHOOD